Green Peas and You

I love going to the store and finding stuff like this. This particular product is from Japan according to the back of the package. I am going to relate to you some of the fun propaganda promoting the product on the back of the bag.

Our company had researched the flavor with mustard
technology for many years and selected the irish pea that being
with the plquante feeling like to eat "wasami"
The products is adopted Japan natural material,
that is the favor of vegetarian.

You would think with all the native English speakers that populate this part of the world that companies would be willing to shell out a few dollars to one and make sure that their English translations make sense. On the upside there is unending hilarity for those of us who are native speakers.